| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 7.55 | -11.00 (-13.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Derek Higgin | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Norman Stokes | D | |
 |
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jesus Cajuda | D |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Nick Huntley | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Wynn Bayfield | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Arthur Davies | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Donald Pritchard | M | |
| +3.00 (60.00%) | 5 | Tony Curtis | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Carl Härenstam | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Joe Morgan | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Dexter Mimms | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Benedict Milbourne | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Richie Taff | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Paul Dicky Roberts | R | |
| -2.00 (-2.38%) | 6.00 |