| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| D | Harold Bishop | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) |  |
| M | Derek Llambias | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Princess Jodz | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Hatem Ben Arfa | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.67 | +15.00 (14.42%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ban Those Cheats | K | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Cameron Narraway | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Vernon Bent | D | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Dyers Fit Cousin | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Mymate Jambags | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Gaucho Rodrigues | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Floris Wielink | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Wez Thomas | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Papas Mybitch | R | |
| -11.00 (-11.22%) | 7.54 |