| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Flash Gordon | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Howie Canham | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Gary Brennan | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Big Busted Wench | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | James Bond | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) |  |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) |  |
| M | Eddie Izzard | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Captain Jack Spanner | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Call Me Maverick | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Top Gun | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Coal Train | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Max Power | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.29 | +6.00 (5.17%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| +5.00 (45.45%) | 11 | Who Ate Adamsandler | D | |
| +4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| +4.00 (44.44%) | 9 | Captain Charisma | D | |
|
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Old Cunt Malcy | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Pooper Bear | S |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Alan Sugar | R |
| +29.00 (23.39%) | 10.33 |