| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| M | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) |  |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| R | Hardcorephysco Wez | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.77 | +38.00 (29.92%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Flash Gordon | K | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Bobby Ball | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Jasper Carrot | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Gary Brennan | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Big Busted Wench | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Prince Will | M | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | James Bond | M |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Eddie Izzard | M | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Killer Iceman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Call Me Maverick | S | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Top Gun | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | The Coal Train | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Max Power | R | |
| +11.00 (9.02%) | 8.71 |