| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Ryan Bertrand | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Juan Mata | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Edo van Oostrum | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Robin van Ronaldo | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| R | Diego Maradona | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.75 | +20.00 (19.05%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Bryan Swanson | K | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Salvador Jimenez | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Danny Wilson | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Oc Dyson | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Dick Rak | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Louis Spence | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tatsuya Hato | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Jeff Joleon | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Pap Erc-Unt | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | I-Am Jambags | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Iain Dyeria | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jack Martins | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Rudolfo Bezugo | R | |
| -2.00 (-1.80%) | 8.54 |