| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Vernon Bent | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Nicolai Brasetvik | 14 | -1.00 (-7.14%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Mymate Jambags | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Åke Vedlund | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Wez Thomas | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cameron Narraway | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gaucho Rodrigues | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.77 | +2.00 (1.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Pavel Srnicek | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Danny Simpson | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Fabricio Coloccini | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ricardo Casalini | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | James Perch | D | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Jonas Gutierrez | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Gary Nufc Speed | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Yohan Cabaye | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Dan Gosling | M | |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Cheick Tiote | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Alan Shearer | S | |
| +4.00 (3.67%) | 9.91 |