| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Bernard Staunton | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Super Hans | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Eron Roca | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Rio Beasley | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Stefan Strauss | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.38 | +7.00 (7.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Steinar Lindin | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Semën Shchedrin | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Big Stevie Walsh | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Timóteo Peralta | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Jenö Zsiroshegyi | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Feliciano Castilla | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Georgy Ibragimov | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Fearghal Foley | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Terry Wareing | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Bartholomew Ryan | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Jonny Kitson | S | |
| -6.00 (-6.59%) | 8.27 |