| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Bernard Staunton | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Strapon Michelle | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| 7.73 | -6.00 (-7.06%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Anderrs Lindeergaard | K | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Gary Pallister | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Tyler Hartman | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Damian Berry | D | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Rob Giddins | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Paul Scholes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Brett Griffith | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Mike Matusow | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Guillermo Blaya | M |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Yassin Khatib | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Raisy Daisy Fahar | S | |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Mark Hughes | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Cheating Seven | R | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Ralph Sheppard | R | |
| +5.00 (5.32%) | 6.71 |