| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 11 | -3.50 (-31.82%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +0.30 (2.73%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | +1.50 (15.00%) |  |
| D | Lars Burgher | 8 | -1.10 (-13.75%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | -0.60 (-6.00%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | -1.10 (-11.00%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | -1.70 (-17.00%) |  |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | -2.40 (-26.67%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | -2.20 (-22.00%) | |
| S | Preda Torres | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| 9.60 | -10.30 (-10.73%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Cesaro Solaun | K | |
| +1.50 (16.67%) | 9 | Rusty Langhorn | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Anselmo Valverde | D | |
|
+2.70 (33.75%) | 8 | Dudley Mills | M |
|
+2.20 (27.50%) | 8 | Glenn Angel | M |
|
+0.70 (17.50%) | 4 | Eliott Maynard | S |
| +4.80 (11.43%) | 7.00 |