| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 11 | -0.30 (-2.73%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| D | Lars Burgher | 8 | -2.90 (-36.25%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +3.50 (35.00%) |  |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | -1.70 (-17.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +1.90 (21.11%) |  |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | -0.60 (-6.00%) | |
| S | Sexual Penis | 10 | -0.90 (-9.00%) | |
| S | Preda Torres | 7 | -0.50 (-7.14%) | |
| R | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +0.30 (2.73%) | |
| R | Tito Torres | 6 | -3.70 (-61.67%) | |
| R | Elliot Vowden | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.00 | -2.00 (-1.59%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Roberto Luongo | K | |
| +0.40 (3.64%) | 11 | Alexander Edler | D | |
| -0.30 (-2.73%) | 11 | Kevin Bieksa | D | |
| +0.30 (3.00%) | 10 | Dan Hamhuis | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Daniel Sedin | M | |
| -1.20 (-12.00%) | 10 | Henrik Sedin | M | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Eliott Sturgess | M | |
| -2.40 (-34.29%) | 7 | Cuthbert Goulder | M | |
| -2.90 (-41.43%) | 7 | Tan Collymore | M | |
| +0.30 (3.00%) | 10 | Ryan Kesler | S | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Alex Burrows | S | |
| -2.90 (-48.33%) | 6 | Odhrán Bell | R | |
| -11.00 (-9.91%) | 9.25 |