| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 11 | -3.40 (-30.91%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +0.80 (7.27%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Lars Burgher | 8 | +0.60 (7.50%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +2.90 (29.00%) |  |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Sexual Penis | 10 | -4.60 (-46.00%) | |
| S | Preda Torres | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| R | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| R | Elliot Vowden | 4 | -3.50 (-87.50%) | |
| 9.23 | -7.50 (-6.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Ian Keeble | K | |
| -1.10 (-10.00%) | 11 | Rodolfo Veloso | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Shu Ogami | D | |
| -1.40 (-23.33%) | 6 | Mikey Miles | D | |
|
+1.10 (10.00%) | 11 | Jay Mossley | M |
|
+1.80 (18.00%) | 10 | Mauro Rui | M |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Orlando Salomão | M | |
| +0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Tiago Formiga | M | |
|
+1.10 (9.17%) | 12 | Ma Long | S |
| +0.40 (3.64%) | 11 | Percy Francis | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9.90 |