| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cesaro Solaun | 4 | -2.30 (-57.50%) | |
| D | Rusty Langhorn | 9 | +3.80 (42.22%) |  |
| D | Anselmo Valverde | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) | |
| D | Eddie Wilkes | 7 | +2.70 (38.57%) | |
| M | Glenn Angel | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Dudley Mills | 8 | +1.20 (15.00%) | |
| S | Eliott Maynard | 4 | -0.90 (-22.50%) | |
| 7.00 | +7.20 (14.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.60 (-23.64%) | 11 | Sixty Nine | K | |
| -0.20 (-1.82%) | 11 | Its Penis O’Clock | D | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Marian Dorohoi | D | |
| -1.50 (-18.75%) | 8 | Lars Burgher | D | |
| -1.10 (-11.00%) | 10 | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | M | |
| -1.70 (-17.00%) | 10 | Lewis Tomlin | M | |
| -2.50 (-25.00%) | 10 | Alexander Hassall | M | |
| -2.40 (-26.67%) | 9 | The Best Midfielder | M | |
| -2.90 (-29.00%) | 10 | Giancarlo De Palma | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Preda Torres | S | |
| -6.60 (-66.00%) | 10 | Alin-Andrei Boghean | R | |
| -22.10 (-20.85%) | 9.64 |