| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roberto Luongo | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Alexander Edler | 11 | +0.90 (8.18%) | |
| D | Kevin Bieksa | 11 | +0.40 (3.64%) | |
| D | Dan Hamhuis | 10 | +1.20 (12.00%) | |
| M | Daniel Sedin | 10 | +2.20 (22.00%) |  |
| M | Henrik Sedin | 10 | +1.20 (12.00%) | |
| M | Eliott Sturgess | 8 | +2.70 (33.75%) |  |
| M | Tan Collymore | 7 | +2.40 (34.29%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Goulder | 7 | +0.90 (12.86%) | |
| S | Ryan Kesler | 10 | +1.10 (11.00%) | |
| S | Alex Burrows | 10 | -0.90 (-9.00%) | |
| 9.55 | +12.10 (11.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.10 (0.91%) | 11 | Sixty Nine | K | |
| +0.30 (2.73%) | 11 | Its Penis O’Clock | D | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Marian Dorohoi | D | |
| +0.10 (1.00%) | 10 | Alin-Andrei Boghean | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lars Burgher | D | |
|
+0.20 (2.00%) | 10 | Lewis Tomlin | M |
|
-0.20 (-2.00%) | 10 | Alexander Hassall | M |
| -1.60 (-16.00%) | 10 | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | M | |
| -0.70 (-7.78%) | 9 | The Best Midfielder | M | |
| +0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Giancarlo De Palma | S | |
| +0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Sexual Penis | S | |
| -0.30 (-0.28%) | 9.91 |