| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ian Keeble | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Rodolfo Veloso | 11 | -1.50 (-13.64%) | |
| D | Bonifácio Bermudes | 10 | -2.30 (-23.00%) | |
| M | Victor Gava | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Jay Mossley | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |   |
| M | Orlando Salomão | 10 | -0.80 (-8.00%) | |
| S | Ma Long | 12 | +0.10 (0.83%) | |
| S | Percy Francis | 11 | -0.10 (-0.91%) | |
| 10.88 | -1.60 (-1.84%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Sixty Nine | K | |
| -0.80 (-7.27%) | 11 | Its Penis O’Clock | D | |
| +1.10 (11.00%) | 10 | Alin-Andrei Boghean | D | |
| +0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Marian Dorohoi | D | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Lars Burgher | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.00%) | 10 | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | M | |
| -1.10 (-11.00%) | 10 | Alexander Hassall | M | |
| -1.10 (-11.00%) | 10 | Lewis Tomlin | M | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | The Best Midfielder | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Sexual Penis | S | |
| -0.20 (-2.00%) | 10 | Giancarlo De Palma | S | |
| -2.40 (-2.20%) | 9.91 |