| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 11 | +1.50 (13.64%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +1.70 (17.00%) | |
| D | Lars Burgher | 8 | +2.20 (27.50%) |  |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +3.50 (35.00%) |  |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Preda Torres | 7 | -0.40 (-5.71%) | |
| R | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | +1.10 (11.00%) | |
| 9.17 | +15.30 (13.91%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.40 (-14.00%) | 10 | Jaime Tavares | K | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Aron Lax | D | |
| -5.90 (-59.00%) | 10 | Geoffrey Eavis | D | |
| -1.70 (-21.25%) | 8 | Sebastião Cigarro | D | |
| -2.80 (-23.33%) | 12 | Frederico Prato | M | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Leon Albury | M | |
| +0.70 (7.78%) | 9 | Keith McPherson | M | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Octavio Clemente | M | |
| -2.80 (-40.00%) | 7 | Roderick Charnock | M | |
| -4.70 (-67.14%) | 7 | Jasper Burlett | S | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Quitério Forte | S | |
| -20.30 (-21.15%) | 8.73 |