| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 11 | +2.50 (22.73%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +1.40 (12.73%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| D | Lars Burgher | 8 | +2.10 (26.25%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +1.60 (17.78%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 4 | +2.40 (60.00%) |  |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| S | Preda Torres | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | -5.70 (-57.00%) | |
| R | Adrian Stephens | 5 | -1.40 (-28.00%) | |
| 8.85 | +8.80 (7.65%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.20 (-10.91%) | 11 | Daniel Wendt | K | |
| +0.20 (2.00%) | 10 | Karpov Kávézó | D | |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | Yunus Atalay | D | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Harold Dejesus | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Graeme McQueen | D | |
| -0.60 (-6.00%) | 10 | Horace Collett | M | |
| -1.50 (-21.43%) | 7 | Hayden Morell | M | |
| -2.80 (-40.00%) | 7 | Boyke Jap A Hoork | M | |
| -1.90 (-31.67%) | 6 | Ichwan Febriyanto | M | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Murray Marsden | S | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Germano Bugalho | S | |
| -0.40 (-4.00%) | 10 | Grant Rankin | R | |
| -12.10 (-13.15%) | 7.67 |