| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Tony Damato | 12 | -0.80 (-6.67%) | |
| D | Patrick Kelly | 13 | +0.80 (6.15%) | |
| D | Luther Levay | 11 | -1.10 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Jacinto Minho | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| D | Antonio Filippinetti | 4 | +0.20 (5.00%) | |
| M | Jack Rooney | 10 | -3.10 (-31.00%) | |
| M | Kelvin Owens | 8 | -0.40 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy Sanderson | 7 | -0.70 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Januário Frias | 4 | +0.60 (15.00%) | |
| S | Julian Washington | 12 | -0.80 (-6.67%) | |
| S | Mikael Bäckström | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| 8.45 | -4.20 (-4.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Sixty Nine | K | |
 |
+2.20 (20.00%) | 11 | Its Penis O’Clock | D |
| +2.30 (23.00%) | 10 | Marian Dorohoi | D | |
| +0.30 (3.00%) | 10 | Ruben Parrish | D | |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Lars Burgher | D | |
|
+1.40 (14.00%) | 10 | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | M |
| -2.80 (-28.00%) | 10 | Lewis Tomlin | M | |
| +1.70 (18.89%) | 9 | The Best Midfielder | M | |
| +1.40 (28.00%) | 5 | Rogério Álvares | M | |
| +1.70 (56.67%) | 3 | Elliot Vowden | M | |
 |
+1.10 (11.00%) | 10 | Giancarlo De Palma | S |
| +9.40 (9.49%) | 9.00 |