| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bob Abbott | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| D | Rafael Pereira da Silva | 12 | +3.20 (26.67%) | |
| D | Jonathan Evans | 12 | +2.90 (24.17%) | |
| D | Monty Coppell | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| D | Chris Smalling | 9 | +2.80 (31.11%) | |
| M | Darron Gibson | 12 | +1.60 (13.33%) |  |
| M | Gabriel Obertan | 12 | -1.20 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Davide Petrucci | 11 | +2.80 (25.45%) |  |
| M | Samson Hebden | 11 | +1.30 (11.82%) | |
| M | Tom Cleverley | 9 | +2.70 (30.00%) | |
| S | Danny Welbeck | 9 | +0.70 (7.78%) | |
| 10.27 | +19.50 (17.26%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.90 (-24.17%) | 12 | Sixty Nine | K | |
| -0.10 (-0.91%) | 11 | Its Penis O’Clock | D | |
| +0.30 (3.00%) | 10 | Marian Dorohoi | D | |
| -1.10 (-11.00%) | 10 | Alin-Andrei Boghean | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.11%) | 9 | Lars Burgher | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.00%) | 10 | Alexander Hassall | M | |
| +0.60 (6.67%) | 9 | The Best Midfielder | M | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Adrian Stephens | M | |
| +0.40 (13.33%) | 3 | Elliot Vowden | M | |
| -3.50 (-35.00%) | 10 | Giancarlo De Palma | S | |
| -2.40 (-24.00%) | 10 | Ruben Parrish | R | |
| -9.40 (-8.55%) | 9.17 |