| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | +0.10 (0.83%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +4.10 (41.00%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | +2.60 (26.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +2.40 (26.67%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 6 | +1.60 (26.67%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +2.70 (27.00%) |  |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| R | Rogério Álvares | 5 | +0.30 (6.00%) | |
| 9.25 | +23.70 (21.35%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Faustino Adaros | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Ken Pennock | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Chris Seaman | D | |
| -0.80 (-20.00%) | 4 | Sebi Asaftei | D | |
| +1.40 (17.50%) | 8 | Louis Harden | M | |
| -3.10 (-38.75%) | 8 | Abramo Tribbiani | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Nelutu Arãdeanu | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Cappi Spinesi | M | |
| +1.20 (12.00%) | 10 | Cândido Vitorino | S | |
| -1.30 (-18.57%) | 7 | Gabriel Blake | S | |
| +0.10 (2.50%) | 4 | Aamos Holopainen | S | |
| -6.10 (-7.92%) | 7.00 |