| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Krisna Toyo | 5 | +2.30 (46.00%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +2.90 (26.36%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| D | Lars Burgher | 9 | +2.80 (31.11%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | +1.20 (12.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +1.70 (18.89%) |  |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 6 | +1.90 (31.67%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 5 | +1.60 (32.00%) | |
| M | Jeff Melton | 2 | +2.50 (125.00%) |  |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Francis Molseley | 3 | +1.30 (43.33%) | |
| 7.27 | +20.60 (25.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.30 (2.50%) | 12 | Tony Damato | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Luther Levay | D | |
| +1.90 (47.50%) | 4 | Antonio Filippinetti | D | |
| +0.90 (22.50%) | 4 | Norris Collin | D | |
| +0.20 (2.00%) | 10 | Jack Rooney | M | |
| -0.60 (-7.50%) | 8 | Kelvin Owens | M | |
| +0.20 (2.86%) | 7 | Paul Crewe | M | |
| -0.20 (-2.86%) | 7 | Jimmy Sanderson | M | |
| +0.70 (17.50%) | 4 | Januário Frias | M | |
| -4.80 (-40.00%) | 12 | Julian Washington | S | |
| +0.40 (6.67%) | 6 | Ronnie Bass | S | |
| -3.70 (-46.25%) | 8 | Mikael Bäckström | R | |
| -3.70 (-3.98%) | 7.75 |