| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | +1.20 (10.00%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +2.60 (23.64%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) |  |
| D | Ruben Parrish | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +3.50 (35.00%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | +2.80 (28.00%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 6 | +1.40 (23.33%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +2.30 (23.00%) |  |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 8 | +1.30 (16.25%) | |
| R | Rogério Álvares | 5 | +1.20 (24.00%) | |
| 9.25 | +22.80 (20.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Peter Shilton | K | |
| +2.10 (17.50%) | 12 | Alf Ramsey | D | |
| +0.90 (7.50%) | 12 | Matt Busby | D | |
| +0.10 (0.83%) | 12 | Bill Shankly | D | |
| +2.50 (27.78%) | 9 | Phil Thompson | D | |
| -1.50 (-13.64%) | 11 | Bob Paisley | M | |
| +2.70 (30.00%) | 9 | Nigel Clough | M | |
| +2.40 (26.67%) | 9 | Alan Ball | M | |
| +1.70 (18.89%) | 9 | Graeme Souness | M | |
| +1.60 (17.78%) | 9 | Glenn Hoddle | M | |
| -1.20 (-12.00%) | 10 | Brian Clough | S | |
| -7.50 (-75.00%) | 10 | Trevor Francis | R | |
| +4.80 (3.97%) | 10.08 |