| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | +0.90 (7.50%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +2.60 (23.64%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | +2.90 (29.00%) | |
| D | Lars Burgher | 9 | +2.60 (28.89%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +2.20 (22.00%) |  |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 6 | +1.80 (30.00%) | |
| M | Jeff Melton | 2 | +2.90 (145.00%) | |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| S | Preda Torres | 7 | +1.20 (17.14%) |  |
| R | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| 8.67 | +22.90 (22.02%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.10 (8.46%) | 13 | Ben Foster | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Rafael Pereira da Silva | D | |
| +1.50 (12.50%) | 12 | Jonathan Evans | D | |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Chris Smalling | D | |
| +0.30 (3.75%) | 8 | Nathan Beeby | D | |
| +2.90 (24.17%) | 12 | Gabriel Obertan | M | |
| -1.10 (-9.17%) | 12 | Darron Gibson | M | |
| +2.80 (25.45%) | 11 | Davide Petrucci | M | |
| +1.30 (14.44%) | 9 | Tom Cleverley | M | |
| +0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Federico Macheda | S | |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Charlie Hook | S | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Manabu Tsuzuki | R | |
| +12.60 (10.41%) | 10.08 |