| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +0.90 (8.18%) | |
| D | Ruben Parrish | 10 | -0.70 (-7.00%) | |
| D | Lars Burgher | 9 | -0.80 (-8.89%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | -1.70 (-17.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 9 | +2.60 (28.89%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 6 | -0.10 (-1.67%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 5 | +1.60 (32.00%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| 9.09 | +7.80 (7.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.60 (-14.55%) | 11 | Ian Keeble | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Max de Moin | D | |
| +4.50 (40.91%) | 11 | Rodolfo Veloso | D | |
| -0.30 (-3.00%) | 10 | Earl Hardcastle | D | |
| +0.30 (7.50%) | 4 | Erland Holkestad | D | |
| +0.60 (5.00%) | 12 | Victor Gava | M | |
| -0.20 (-1.67%) | 12 | Jay Mossley | M | |
|
+2.30 (20.91%) | 11 | Orlando Salomão | M |
| +2.10 (19.09%) | 11 | Mauro Rui | M | |
|
+1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Bernhard Westphal | M |
|
+2.20 (18.33%) | 12 | Percy Francis | S |
| +1.50 (15.00%) | 10 | Tiago Formiga | R | |
| +13.20 (10.65%) | 10.33 |