| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Horner Quayle | 12 | -0.10 (-0.83%) | |
| D | Ângelo Fafes | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Kenny Hee | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Cuthbert Murphy | 10 | +1.40 (14.00%) | |
| D | Adriano Nogueiró | 8 | -0.30 (-3.75%) | |
| M | Pedro Delgado | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Glenn Lynch | 11 | +1.60 (14.55%) |  |
| M | Ash Greenfield | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) | |
| M | Gerardo Loura | 8 | +0.90 (11.25%) |  |
| S | Tommy Meazza | 11 | +1.90 (17.27%) | |
| S | Herculano Caiado | 11 | +1.30 (11.82%) | |
| R | Edwin Birchall | 7 | +0.60 (8.57%) | |
| 10.25 | +12.80 (10.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.40 (-28.33%) | 12 | Sixty Nine | K | |
| +0.80 (8.00%) | 10 | Its Penis O’Clock | D | |
| +0.10 (1.00%) | 10 | Marian Dorohoi | D | |
| -0.50 (-5.00%) | 10 | Alin-Andrei Boghean | D | |
|
+2.10 (21.00%) | 10 | The Best Midfielder | M |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | M | |
|
+0.40 (4.00%) | 10 | Lewis Tomlin | M |
|
+0.60 (7.50%) | 8 | Adrian Stephens | M |
| +0.20 (2.00%) | 10 | Giancarlo De Palma | S | |
| +1.10 (13.75%) | 8 | Njad Rajabi | S | |
| +0.20 (2.00%) | 10 | Ruben Parrish | R | |
| -0.40 (-5.71%) | 7 | Rogério Álvares | R | |
| +1.70 (1.48%) | 9.58 |