| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | -0.20 (-1.67%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +2.60 (23.64%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +1.80 (18.00%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +3.60 (36.00%) |  |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +3.30 (33.00%) |  |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 10 | +0.80 (8.00%) | |
| M | Alexander Hassall | 9 | +1.10 (12.22%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 7 | +2.70 (38.57%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +0.20 (2.00%) | |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 8 | +1.70 (21.25%) | |
| R | Rogério Álvares | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| 9.42 | +19.10 (16.90%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.40 (-11.67%) | 12 | Horner Quayle | K | |
| +0.50 (4.17%) | 12 | Ângelo Fafes | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Kenny Hee | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Cuthbert Murphy | D | |
| -0.30 (-4.29%) | 7 | Adriano Nogueiró | D | |
| -3.80 (-29.23%) | 13 | Pedro Delgado | M | |
| +0.50 (4.55%) | 11 | Glenn Lynch | M | |
| +0.70 (7.00%) | 10 | Ash Greenfield | M | |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Gerardo Loura | M | |
| +0.40 (3.64%) | 11 | Herculano Caiado | S | |
| -0.40 (-3.64%) | 11 | Tommy Meazza | S | |
| -1.20 (-17.14%) | 7 | Edwin Birchall | R | |
| -4.00 (-3.28%) | 10.17 |