| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | -0.60 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 11 | +1.50 (13.64%) |  |
| D | Ruben Parrish | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +2.90 (29.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 7 | +3.70 (52.86%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 6 | +2.80 (46.67%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +3.60 (36.00%) | |
| S | Preda Torres | 6 | +2.10 (35.00%) | |
| R | Elliot Vowden | 4 | +1.30 (32.50%) | |
| 8.83 | +24.80 (23.40%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-18.33%) | 6 | Godinho Pedroso | K | |
| -0.40 (-5.00%) | 8 | Stevie Denton | D | |
| -1.40 (-17.50%) | 8 | Peter Wallbank | D | |
| -1.70 (-21.25%) | 8 | Vicente Negrão | D | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Terrence Dunderdale | D | |
| -4.30 (-39.09%) | 11 | Ben Hillier | M | |
| -0.60 (-7.50%) | 8 | Sladjanko Bjelos | M | |
| -0.30 (-5.00%) | 6 | Dionísio Lemes | M | |
| -0.40 (-8.00%) | 5 | Vincent Bucket | M | |
| +0.50 (16.67%) | 3 | Gabriel Pollitt | M | |
| +0.50 (7.14%) | 7 | Lorand Livãdariu | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Silvino Leal | R | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Will Parlour | R | |
| +0.20 (3.33%) | 6 | Glyn Farrington | R | |
| -10.50 (-10.71%) | 7.00 |