| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | -0.30 (-3.00%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 10 | -0.60 (-6.00%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | -1.80 (-18.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 10 | +0.30 (3.00%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | -0.20 (-2.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | -1.70 (-17.00%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 7 | +0.30 (4.29%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| 9.55 | -2.50 (-2.38%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | Ned Krebs | K | |
| +2.20 (18.33%) | 12 | Jock Stein | D | |
 |
+1.60 (13.33%) | 12 | Álvaro Pereira | D |
| +1.30 (10.83%) | 12 | Maicon Roque | D | |
| +1.30 (26.00%) | 5 | Leo Valentine | D | |
 |
+4.30 (33.08%) | 13 | Juninho Pernambucano | M |
|
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Carlos Paredes | M |
|
+3.60 (32.73%) | 11 | Daniel Belluschi | M |
|
+2.40 (24.00%) | 10 | Lucho González | M |
| +1.70 (34.00%) | 5 | Josef Sousa | M | |
|
+1.30 (11.82%) | 11 | Givanildo Hulk | S |
| +0.40 (10.00%) | 4 | Steven Defour | R | |
| +0.40 (13.33%) | 3 | Leigh Backhouse | R | |
| +23.30 (20.09%) | 8.92 |