| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 12 | -3.90 (-32.50%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 10 | -0.30 (-3.00%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 10 | +0.30 (3.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 10 | -0.30 (-3.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | -2.10 (-21.00%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 8 | +0.50 (6.25%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 7 | -0.20 (-2.86%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +0.60 (6.00%) | |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 8 | +2.60 (32.50%) | |
| 9.55 | -5.20 (-4.95%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.70 (-5.38%) | 13 | Ian Keeble | K | |
| +1.50 (11.54%) | 13 | Max de Moin | D | |
| +1.30 (10.00%) | 13 | Bonifácio Bermudes | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Rodolfo Veloso | D | |
| +0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Paulo Zico | D | |
 |
-1.50 (-10.00%) | 15 | Omed Barzanji | M |
|
+2.20 (18.33%) | 12 | Tiago Formiga | M |
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+1.90 (15.83%) | 12 | Jay Mossley | M |
| +1.50 (15.00%) | 10 | Bernhard Westphal | M | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Delfim Amor | M | |
| +0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Durval Cardigos | S | |
| +0.90 (15.00%) | 6 | Erland Holkestad | R | |
| +1.30 (26.00%) | 5 | Wayne Henry | R | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Bruno Naia | R | |
| +10.10 (7.32%) | 9.86 |