| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 11 | -3.30 (-30.00%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 11 | -1.30 (-11.82%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 10 | -1.30 (-13.00%) | |
| D | Ruben Parrish | 10 | -1.70 (-17.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 10 | +0.30 (3.00%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | -2.80 (-28.00%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 9 | +0.60 (6.67%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| M | Rogério Álvares | 7 | -0.60 (-8.57%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | +0.70 (7.00%) | |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) | |
| 9.55 | -10.50 (-10.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.60 (5.45%) | 11 | Rui Patrício | K | |
| +2.50 (22.73%) | 11 | Oguchi Onyewu | D | |
 |
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Michael Burnham | D |
| +2.10 (26.25%) | 8 | Jerome Cambell | D | |
| +1.70 (21.25%) | 8 | Stan Valckx | D | |
|
+2.80 (28.00%) | 10 | Ken Bradding | M |
| +1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Fabián Rinaudo | M | |
| +0.70 (7.78%) | 9 | Matias Fernandez | M | |
 |
+0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Gerald Jaliens | M |
| +1.70 (28.33%) | 6 | Krassimir Balakov | M | |
|
+1.80 (36.00%) | 5 | Quincy Stones | S |
| -0.20 (-3.33%) | 6 | André Martins | R | |
| +17.60 (17.25%) | 8.50 |