| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sixty Nine | 11 | -3.70 (-33.64%) | |
| D | Alin-Andrei Boghean | 11 | -1.90 (-17.27%) | |
| D | Its Penis O’Clock | 10 | -1.80 (-18.00%) | |
| D | Marian Dorohoi | 9 | -2.20 (-24.44%) | |
| M | Cuthbert Heckingbottom | 10 | -0.20 (-2.00%) | |
| M | The Best Midfielder | 10 | -0.50 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Ruben Parrish | 10 | -4.40 (-44.00%) | |
| M | Adrian Stephens | 9 | -0.70 (-7.78%) | |
| M | Lewis Tomlin | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) | |
| S | Giancarlo De Palma | 10 | -1.20 (-12.00%) | |
| S | Njad Rajabi | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) | |
| 9.73 | -17.60 (-16.45%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.60 (5.00%) | 12 | Peter Schmeichel | K | |
| +0.70 (5.83%) | 12 | Rio Ferdinand | D | |
| +0.30 (2.73%) | 11 | Nemanja Vidic | D | |
| -0.10 (-0.91%) | 11 | Gary Neville | D | |
| +0.80 (10.00%) | 8 | Jaap Stam | D | |
 |
+0.60 (5.45%) | 11 | Eric Cantona | M |
| -0.30 (-2.73%) | 11 | Paul Ince | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Paul Scholes | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Roy Keane | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ruud van Nistelrooy | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Javier Hernandez | S | |
| +2.60 (2.41%) | 9.82 |