| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cody Connelly | 7 | +1.40 (20.00%) | |
| D | Eustace Asher | 6 | +2.20 (36.67%) | |
| D | Bertram Proctor | 6 | +1.20 (20.00%) | |
| D | Gabriel Filan | 5 | +0.80 (16.00%) | |
| M | Bebeto Saviola | 8 | +1.40 (17.50%) |   |
| M | Mister Hello | 7 | +3.40 (48.57%) | |
| M | Craig David | 7 | +0.50 (7.14%) | |
| M | Nate Bond | 6 | +2.90 (48.33%) | |
| M | Jesse Waterman | 3 | +1.60 (53.33%) | |
| S | Kenny Henry | 5 | +1.90 (38.00%) | |
| S | Teddy Summer | 4 | +2.80 (70.00%) | |
| R | Cal Tinkler | 4 | +0.90 (22.50%) | |
| R | Fëdor Yurov | 4 | +0.60 (15.00%) | |
| R | Marcel Desailly | 4 | +0.60 (15.00%) | |
| 5.43 | +22.20 (29.21%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.50 (5.56%) | 9 | Ellis Sniper | K | |
| +3.10 (51.67%) | 6 | Pills Lewis | D | |
| +1.30 (21.67%) | 6 | Rifle Zoe | D | |
| -0.60 (-10.00%) | 6 | Tosa Molotov | D | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Pipe Bomb | D | |
| -4.50 (-45.00%) | 10 | Brad Standing | M | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Boomer Bile | M | |
| -0.50 (-8.33%) | 6 | Wawa Witch | M | |
| +0.80 (20.00%) | 4 | Mickey Vowden | M | |
| +0.30 (5.00%) | 6 | Francis Grenadelauncher | S | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Denis Mãrculescu | S | |
| +0.30 (6.00%) | 5 | Julius Hateley | R | |
| +0.50 (12.50%) | 4 | Dripper Toxic | R | |
| +1.10 (36.67%) | 3 | Marius Iacobeanu | R | |
| +2.60 (3.21%) | 5.79 |