| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Patrick Roy | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Fernando Hierro | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Jimmy Hetfield | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Scott Weiland | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Mike Muir | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Eddie Navarro | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Antonio Rossi | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Leigh Farmer | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Dave Mustaine | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Blackie Lawless | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Trent Reznor | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| R | Serj Tankian | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Vic Rattlehead | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dermid Andison | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| 7.50 | +17.00 (16.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Samuel Vimes | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Banjo Lilywhite | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Reg Shoe | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Havelock Vetinari | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Lu Tze | M |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Jonathan Teatime | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Flaco Pastrami | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Marco Pastrami | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fred Colon | R | |
| +5.00 (5.43%) | 7.08 |