| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Camil Stãnciulescu | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| D | Joey Riley | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Lloyd Charlery | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| D | Austin Westhead | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Callum Eccles | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Ray Snape | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Fredrick Gilmore | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Eamon Blackburn | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Patrick Kent | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| S | Graham Greaves | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| S | Wilbur McAvoy | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Murray Ashbee | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| R | Joseph Harrell | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Vinnie Orson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.07 | -26.00 (-23.01%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Samuel Vimes | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Reg Shoe | D | |
 |
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D |
 |
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Havelock Vetinari | M |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Lu Tze | M |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Fred Colon | M |
|
+3.00 (60.00%) | 5 | Arnold Sideways | M |
|
+2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Jonathan Teatime | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Marco Pastrami | S |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Flaco Pastrami | S |
| +11.00 (14.47%) | 6.91 |