| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Foul Ole Ron | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Samuel Vimes | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Mad Hamish | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Lu Tze | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Albert Spangler | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Flaco Pastrami | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| R | Fred Colon | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.83 | +12.00 (14.63%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Petrut Dascãlu | K | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Winston Peake | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Ray Acton | D | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Guido Aramburu | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kyle Ward | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Miroslav Sustacek | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Spence Brough | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Raymond Weatherhead | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Clyde Whitebread | M | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Ronald Pollock | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Colby Windass | S | |
| +3.00 (3.57%) | 7.64 |