| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Samuel Vimes | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Lu Tze | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| R | Flaco Pastrami | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mad Hamish | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Fred Colon | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 6.64 | +4.00 (4.30%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Dave Lombardo | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Fernando Hierro | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Jimmy Hetfield | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Scott Weiland | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Antonio Rossi | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Eddie Navarro | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Leigh Farmer | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Joey Belladonna | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Serj Tankian | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Blackie Lawless | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Vic Rattlehead | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Trent Reznor | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Dave Mustaine | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Huey Morgan | R | |
| -3.00 (-2.61%) | 8.21 |