| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| D | Mad Hamish | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Albert Spangler | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Fred Colon | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) |  |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Flaco Pastrami | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Samuel Vimes | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.54 | +8.00 (9.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Camil Stãnciulescu | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Joey Riley | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Lloyd Charlery | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Callum Eccles | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Austin Westhead | D | |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Ray Snape | M |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Eamon Blackburn | M | |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Joseph Harrell | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Patrick Kent | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Graham Greaves | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Wilbur McAvoy | S | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Murray Ashbee | R | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Vinnie Orson | R | |
| -16.00 (-15.24%) | 8.08 |