| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Andy Waring | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Richard Tidmarsh | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Jason Guy | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Hello Dave | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Jason Murfitt | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonny Challis | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) |  |
| M | Simon Browning | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Pendleton Mardi Gras | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Daniel Thursfield | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | John Morrison | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| S | Hakan Caglak | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Theo Francis Chris | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Russell Cane | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 9.54 | -1.00 (-0.81%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Samuel Vimes | D | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Reg Shoe | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Mad Hamish | D | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Havelock Vetinari | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Albert Spangler | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fred Colon | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jonathan Teatime | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Marco Pastrami | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lu Tze | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Duck Man | R | |
| -5.00 (-4.76%) | 7.50 |