| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Petr Cech | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Macy Richardson | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Oidor Nafarroa | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ashton Bloodworth | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Ash Bloodworth | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) |  |
| M | Frank Lampard | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Ignazio Rondon | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ruud Gullit | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Roberto Di Matteo | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Matt Bloodworth | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Elliot Townley | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) |  |
| 9.08 | +6.00 (5.50%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Samuel Vimes | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Reg Shoe | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | The Librarian | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Havelock Vetinari | M | |
|
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Lu Tze | M |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Jonathan Teatime | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Marco Pastrami | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Albert Spangler | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Duck Man | R | |
| -11.00 (-11.58%) | 7.31 |