| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Imp Y Celyn | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Samuel Vimes | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 3 | +2.00 (66.67%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Albert Spangler | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Flaco Pastrami | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| 6.73 | +7.00 (9.46%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Petr Cech | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Ryan Bent | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Macy Richardson | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Oidor Nafarroa | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ashton Bloodworth | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Ignazio Rondon | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | John Terry | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Ruud Gullit | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Roberto Di Matteo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Daniel Sturridge | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Matt Bloodworth | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Lester Thomson | R | |
| -8.00 (-7.27%) | 8.46 |