| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Imp Y Celyn | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Samuel Vimes | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 11 | -3.00 (-27.27%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Flaco Pastrami | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Marco Pastrami | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Lu Tze | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Albert Spangler | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.14 | -3.00 (-3.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Dave Lombardo | K | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Fernando Hierro | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Jimmy Hetfield | D | |
 |
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Scott Weiland | D |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Huey Morgan | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Eddie Navarro | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Leigh Farmer | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Antonio Rossi | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Joey Belladonna | M | |
 |
+4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Trent Reznor | S |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Blackie Lawless | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Serj Tankian | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Vic Rattlehead | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mike Muir | R | |
| +24.00 (19.67%) | 8.71 |