| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Theo Francis Chris | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Richard Tidmarsh | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Gordon Jones | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Hello Dave | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Steve Johnston | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Jonny Challis | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Simon Browning | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Pendleton Mardi Gras | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Daniel Thursfield | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Dom Glennon | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Hakan Caglak | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| R | John Morrison | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Andy Waring | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Liam Baker | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.14 | +21.00 (13.46%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Reg Shoe | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | The Librarian | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Albert Spangler | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Duck Man | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Jonathan Teatime | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Marco Pastrami | S | |
| -2.00 (-66.67%) | 3 | Satchelmouth Lemon | S | |
| -1.00 (-50.00%) | 2 | Beau Nidle | S | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Havelock Vetinari | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Lu Tze | R | |
| -22.00 (-22.68%) | 6.93 |