| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Albert Spangler | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Satchelmouth Lemon | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| R | Havelock Vetinari | 11 | -4.00 (-36.36%) | |
| R | Lu Tze | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Quoth The Raven | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 6.71 | -5.00 (-5.32%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Sigurd Aspeli | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Benjamin Peverill | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Nickie Spiller | D | |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Andy McConnell | D |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Dirk Aderson | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Savino Fiore | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Mick Oatway | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Maxwell Mimms | M |
|
-1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Freddie Dun Laoghaire | M |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Jens Walz | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Nigel Bommer | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Mark Huddison | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Sven-Göran Rosing | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | José Estrada | R | |
| -11.00 (-10.48%) | 7.50 |