| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Al Sparrow | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Christopher Sweeny | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Bertram Buttery | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Howey Whelan | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Josh Granville | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) |  |
| M | Ron Kinsella | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) |  |
| M | Iain Dalton | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Eduardo Rebosio | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Ken Ripley | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Guy Bullock | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Raphael Dalton | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Joe Cort | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Nicholas Fisher | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Terrance Huntington | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.43 | -4.00 (-4.44%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Imp Y Celyn | K | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | The Librarian | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Foul Ole Ron | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Lu Tze | M | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Jonathan Teatime | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Duck Man | M |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Amazing Maurice | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Marco Pastrami | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 2 | Beau Nidle | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Havelock Vetinari | R | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | R | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Albert Spangler | R |
| -13.00 (-14.77%) | 6.29 |