| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Andy Waring | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Richard Tidmarsh | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Gordon Jones | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) |  |
| D | Hello Dave | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Liam Baker | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Steve Johnston | 16 | +3.00 (18.75%) | |
| M | Jonny Challis | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Simon Browning | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | John Morrison | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | David Tonkin | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Hakan Caglak | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Pendleton Mardi Gras | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Daniel Thursfield | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Niall Dunloe | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.64 | +18.00 (12.08%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Imp Y Celyn | K | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | The Librarian | D | |
|
-2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Foul Ole Ron | D |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Duck Man | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Jonathan Teatime | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Amazing Maurice | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Marco Pastrami | S | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Satchelmouth Lemon | S | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Beau Nidle | S | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Havelock Vetinari | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | R | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Reg Shoe | R | |
| -30.00 (-31.25%) | 6.86 |