| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Albert Spangler | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Moist von Lipwig | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Duck Man | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Foul Ole Ron | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Amazing Maurice | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.36 | +9.00 (8.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Finlay Ree | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Barry O´Shea | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Donagh Robertson | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Devid Backham | D | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Norman Whiteside | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Finn Corcoran | M |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Theodore O´Reilly | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Luka Modric | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Velayudham Vijay | M | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Eddie Magnisson | S | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Amado Beloki | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Ruaidrí Connely | R | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Braiden Boyle | R |
| +8.00 (7.02%) | 8.77 |