| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Greebo Ogg | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |   |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Moist von Lipwig | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Beau Nidle | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Amazing Maurice | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Satchelmouth Lemon | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.93 | +5.00 (5.15%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Matty Beer | K | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Ardashes Panosian | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Vinnie Burnham | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Walt Weston | D | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Toralf Schibstedt | D | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Stavros Konstantopoulos | M |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Jalen Almond | M |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Bernardo Wemerson | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Liam Grape | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Zachary Brailey | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jimmy Sheridan | S | |
| -15.00 (-22.73%) | 6.00 |