| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Imp Y Celyn | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Moist von Lipwig | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Albert Spangler | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Arnold Sideways | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Satchelmouth Lemon | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.14 | -4.00 (-4.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Sigurd Aspeli | K | |
 |
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Nickie Spiller | D |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Andy McConnell | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Plácido Passinha | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Mick Oatway | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Savino Fiore | M | |
 |
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Maxwell Mimms | M |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Freddie Dun Laoghaire | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Gerard Smith | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jens Walz | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Nigel Bommer | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Sven-Göran Rosing | R |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Fernando Regueira | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Thomas Howard | R | |
| +6.00 (6.12%) | 7.00 |