| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Imp Y Celyn | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nobby Nobbs | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Havelock Vetinari | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) |   |
| M | Albert Spangler | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Jonathan Teatime | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Duck Man | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Amazing Maurice | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.67 | +4.00 (4.35%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Al Sparrow | K | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Bertram Buttery | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Maurice Bayer | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Nicholas Fisher | D | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Ron Kinsella | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Eduardo Rebosio | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Iain Dalton | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Ken Ripley | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Daniel Santin | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Raphael Dalton | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Maxi Hardo | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Guy Bullock | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Bennito Majos | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Sammy Dolby | R | |
| -8.00 (-9.20%) | 6.21 |