| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Al Sparrow | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Christopher Sweeny | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Maurice Bayer | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Bertram Buttery | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Josh Granville | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Ron Kinsella | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Iain Dalton | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Eduardo Rebosio | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ken Ripley | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Guy Bullock | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Raphael Dalton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.36 | +3.00 (3.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Greebo Ogg | K | |
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+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Nobby Nobbs | D |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Carrot Ironfoundersson | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Reg Shoe | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Havelock Vetinari | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Albert Spangler | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Arnold Sideways | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Duck Man | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Moist von Lipwig | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Marco Pastrami | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Beau Nidle | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jonathan Teatime | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Amazing Maurice | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Satchelmouth Lemon | R | |
| +4.00 (3.96%) | 7.21 |