| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Imp Y Celyn | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Reg Shoe | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | The Librarian | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Foul Ole Ron | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Arnold Sideways | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Albert Spangler | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Amazing Maurice | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Moist von Lipwig | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Marco Pastrami | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Satchelmouth Lemon | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Beau Nidle | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Havelock Vetinari | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Carrot Ironfoundersson | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.15 | -13.00 (-13.98%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Theo Francis Chris | K | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Richard Tidmarsh | D | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Gordon Jones | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Hello Dave | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Niall Dunloe | D | |
 |
+1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Jonny Challis | M |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Pendleton Mardi Gras | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Daniel Thursfield | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Jed Saunderson | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Steven Crisp | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Hakan Caglak | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jason Murfitt | R | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Russell Cane | R | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | David Tonkin | R |
| -5.00 (-3.73%) | 9.57 |